The Odd Couple (Female Version)
Photos by Jeff and Heather Morris
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Sylvie: "Jesus, I married a penguin."
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The Odd Couple (Female Version)
Photos by Jeff and Heather Morris Return |
Sylvie: "Jesus, I married a penguin." |
 Olive: "I like big men in tight pants." |
Mickey (Alexa Ross) Sylvie (Marlo Tinkham) Rene (Ginny Puhl) Vera (Sylvia Abbott Conover) Olive Madison (Cecilia Rinaldi) Florence Ungar (Carol Ault) Manolo Costazuela (Joe Balding) Jesus Costazuela (Damiano Cinque) |
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| Renee: "It's not what you think. I got two packs of cigarettes in my pocket." | Florence: "Leave me alone, will you?" |
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| Mickey: "A WHOLE BOTTLE?? A WHOLE BOTTLE OF PILLS??" | Sylvie: "Walk her around. Don't let her go to sleep." |
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| Olive: "Drink your brandy." | Florence: "DON'T TELL HIM THAT! DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO TELL HIM THAT?" |
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| Florence: "I just vacuumed the rug, try to eat over the dish." | Olive: "Do you feel my breast? Well, it's not good enough . . . I want a bigger hand with knuckles . . . please." |
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| Olive: "Oh, God, it's gorgeous . . . It looks like a Noel Coward Play." |
Florence: "You think I went to Elizabeth Arden's today for a leg wax so I could serve COLD CAPON??" Olive: "Who tells you to cook? We could have been at Casa mi Casa watching Flamenco dancers instead of your lousy twirling ladle." |
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| Olive: "Well, hello there. Or should I say, 'Buenas Dias'?" | Jesus: "I am filled with much gratification to meet you." |
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| Olive: "She says Toleedo and you say Tolaydo, she says Tomeeto and you say Tomayto." |
Manolo: "I do good, Hay-zoos?" Jesus: "Berry berry nith." |
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| Jesus: "Jesus will have a very, very, very, dry martini." | Olive: "I'll put a sponge in the glass. Coming right up." |
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| Manolo: "The bull does not cry til the horns touch the sky." | Jesus: "My Consuela was—forgive me—unfaithful. But today I would forgive her. Because I loved her so very much." |
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| Jesus: "I will never find another woman like Consuela." | Florence: "I hope everybody likes dark meat." |
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| Manolo: "Hmmm . . . Thees ees a berry berry burnt bird." |
Florence: "In other words, you're throwing me out." |
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| Manolo: "You've been a very naughty spouse, Olibia." | "Big girls don't cry." |
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| Curtain Call - STANDING OVATION! | Suzanne: "Sound cue 4, Light cue 25 . . . GO!" |
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| The support crew poses for a family photo. | Cast and crew enjoy a pizza after strike! |
